Will Save the Updated Hawaiian Style

$39.99

STEP INTO THE COSMOS WITH THIS UPDATED HAWAIIAN SHIRT THAT SCREAMS, "I'M THE RULER OF THE RETRO GALAXY, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!" DECKED OUT IN A PATTERN THAT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE OLD-SCHOOL ARCADE GAME COLLIDED WITH A FASHION DESIGNER'S FEVER DREAM, THIS SHIRT IS A COSMIC COCKTAIL OF 8-BIT NEBULAS AND STARS. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TOOK THE NIGHT SKY, PIXELATED IT FOR THAT VINTAGE VIBE, AND SLAPPED IT ONTO FABRIC WITH A SASSY DISREGARD FOR THE MUNDANE.

THE SHIRT IS PEPPERED WITH PYRAMIDS, BECAUSE WHY NOT ADD A PORTAL INTO TALES FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION TO YOUR ENSEMBLE? AND LET'S NOT OVERLOOK THE WILL SAVE LOGO, WHICH IS SCATTERED ABOUT LIKE IT'S CONQUERING THE UNIVERSE ONE STAR SYSTEM AT A TIME. WEARING THIS, YOU'RE NOT JUST READY TO PARTY; YOU'RE READY TO RESCUE THE VIBE OF ANY SHINDIG THAT DARES TO BE DULL.

SO WHETHER YOU'RE OUT TO IMPRESS AT A BACKYARD BARBECUE OR JUST LOUNGING LIKE THE INTERSTELLAR OVERLORD YOU ARE, THIS SHIRT SAYS, "I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD... OR AT LEAST, MAKE IT MORE STYLISH." AND IF ANYONE QUESTIONS YOUR FASHION CHOICES? REMIND THEM THAT IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCOFF.

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  • 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
  • Breathable and moisture-wicking material
  • Regular fit
  • UPF50+ protection
  • Customizable with black or white buttons
  • Extended size range: 2XS–6XL

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.